CHICAGO BULLS QUOTES

That elevator drops fast at a shithouse.

— Bruce Arians

There ain’t no such thing as bad wins.

— Bruce Arians

Trying to make the plays before the plays happen. It’s chess, It ain’t checkers.

— Bruce Arians

No, they’re loafing — especially on special teams, where they’re going to make the team. Turn that tape on, they ain’t going fast enough to make this team.

— Bruce Arians

They thought about flipping burgers and bagging groceries, and, s—. They’d have to give change, and they can’t count.

— Bruce Arians, on how young players respond after “loafing” through practice

It’s invisible ink. It ain’t even pencil.

— Bruce Arians, about first preseason depth chart getting released not meaning anything